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How to handle your husband when he pisses you off.

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vixxtoobomb:

vixxtoobomb:

when an idol u liked fucks up
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when ppl try to defend them

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2 weeks ago on August 6th | J | 255,160 notes

You, you kleptomaniac, get to break into the Pentagon.

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You think my first instinct is to protect you. Because you’re small, or a girl, or a Stiff. But you’re wrong.

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algaecomplex:

blue-themosthumancolor:

structure growing stronger over time…the opposite of the temporary infrastructure that fills our cities

fuuuuck yes

algaecomplex:

blue-themosthumancolor:

structure growing stronger over time…the opposite of the temporary infrastructure that fills our cities

fuuuuck yes

2 weeks ago on August 6th | J | 5,111 notes
2 weeks ago on August 6th | J | 85,123 notes

thecaptainjacksparrow:

elysian-serendipity:

touchmeslowly:

Jack Sparrow’s way of telling you your hair is ratchet.

That’s Captain Jack Sparrow you uneducated shit

thanks, kid

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deanwasneversafe:

poppypicklesticks:

funnyandhilarious:

Paradise For Any Kid »

I’d need more then an hour in that bullpit 

The fuck to do you mean for six year olds

deanwasneversafe:

poppypicklesticks:

funnyandhilarious:

Paradise For Any Kid »

I’d need more then an hour in that bullpit 

The fuck to do you mean for six year olds

2 weeks ago on August 6th | J | 263,624 notes
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I thought you were supposed to save people. I thought that’s what you do, you save peoples lives. You’re just… you’re just gonna let me die. You’re a fraud, Spider-Man.

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